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Sabi ng mga banyaga sa panahon ni MarcosŠ 65 million cowards and one sonofabitch! Ngayon ang sabi nila, 85 million cowards & idiots, against one BITCH! GMA met Bush at the UN. Bush: Our Filipino chef at the White House is truly great! GMA: Yup! Magaling talaga kami sa "LUTUAN." BF: Mam, pag na-install na ang mga BIKE LANES along EDSA, JOSE PIDAL ang itawag natin. PGMA: Masyadong halata naman. Maganda kung BIKE ARROYO! HARD TIMES! A sign in a restaurant window: **T-BONE P50 **(with meat P250) ERAP accidentally bumps AMERICAN. E: Im sorry. Am: Im sorry 2. E: (puzzled, replies) Im sorry 3. Am: What r u sorry 4? E: (thinks awhile) Im sorry 5. ENGLISH TEACHER 2 ERAP: The prefix 'bi' is used to describe things that come in twos like - bicycle, bifocal & binary. Can u give an example? ERAP: Ma'm, bayag! Wat s d difrens betwn Cory, Gloria, and Erap? ANS: Cory cannot tell a lie; Gloria cannot tell d truth; Erap dannot tell d difrence. GMA kidnapped by terrorist demanding 5 million ransom or will set her on fire. Any donations appreciated. So far, 200 liters of gasoline received. Received in October 2005 GMA saved frm near death askd man wat reward he wnts. M: Wheelchair po! GMA: Bkt wheelchair dk nmn lumpo? M: Kc pg nlaman ni itay na cnagip kta, lulumpuhin nya ako! Mga chuchu kay GMA either daga (Rodente Marcoleta) o kaya gulay (Pichay) o sakit (Rigoberto Tigdas & Ignacio Buni). Advisors naman may sayad (siRaulO Gonzalez). Her epitaph in cemetery 50 years later: HERE LIES GMA. SHE LIES STILL. Updated ka na ba? 3 additions to 10 comandmnts. 11th huwag pahuhuli. 12th pag nahuli, wag aaminin. 13th pag nabuking, WAG MAGRERESIGN! What a difference a comma can make is illustrated in d telegram sent by GMA to Mike.. "Not getting any, better come home at once." Republika ng Peke Peke nga produkto Peke mga basketbolista Peke mga gamot Peke mga dokumento Peke mga suso at syempre PEKE ANG PRESIDENTE :-m